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Humanity’s greatest artistic achievement? Maybe. “Mega Shark Versus Kolossus”

July 23, 2015

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Well, it seems rumors of the Mega Shark’s demise were greatly exaggerated, as the good folks at The Asylum Pictures have dusted him off for yet another outing. Either these god-awful movies are more lucrative than I imagined or they really want to get their 150 bucks worth out of the CGI shark rendering they bought (probably online). Whatever the case, now I feel pretty silly getting all sentimental at the end of Mega Shark vs. Mecha Shark. I swear I wouldn’t have gone on a three-day bender and sent all those weepy texts to Deborah Gibson if I knew that a scant year later the big guy would be back to battle its greatest foe yet: a massive Russian humanoid robot-bomb. Yes, just let that sink in a bit.
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Urkel brings his sonic balls: “Mega Shark Versus Crocosaurus”

January 27, 2011

Okay, so Mega Shark versus Crocosaurus. Huh. That’s pretty cool, isn’t it? I mean, it’s no Mega Shark versus Giant Octopus, but, hey, what is? I mean, there’s only ever going to be one Angkor Wat, right? And if Mega Shark versus Crocosaurus doesn’t grab quite as much as Mega Shark versus Giant Octopus, it’s only because octopi are inherently more awesome than crocosauruses. But the movie does intrigue, mainly because until this moment I had no idea what the hell a crocosaurus was. Is it worth sitting through The Asylum’s latest schlock-fest just to find out? You bet! Wait, there’s no nudity in it? Well…it still has a shark in it, and sharks are always cool. And this shark is mega, so, hey sign me up. Let’s dive right in, shall we?

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