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Double your pleasure, double your fun: “Two-Headed Shark Attack”

February 14, 2012

The Asylum really set the bar high with Two-Headed Shark Attack. Well, maybe not high, per se, but they certainly raised some expectations. I mean, what’s better than one giant, pissed-off man-eating shark? Two giant, pissed-off man-eating sharks, right? Yeah, well, but slightly less awesome, yet still very cool is a two-headed shark! Scratch that, a two-headed shark is actually cooler, because there are so many dramatic possibilities. I mean, just think of all the things that could possibly be done with a giant, pissed-off, two-headed shark…
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Aliens and Models and Commandos, Oh My! “Heatstroke” (for Qui)

June 22, 2008

Heatstroke presented me with a moral crisis, and that moral crisis was this: Danica McKellar is hot. For those of us of a certain age, McKellar is synonymous with Winnie Cooper from The Wonder Years.  And yet there she is, steaming up the screen in Heatstroke with her endless legs, bottomless brown eyes and enchanting midriff. I spent the first third of Heatstroke completely skeeved at myself. Thankfully, I had the presence of mind to look her up on IMDB and found to my surprise that McKellar is only three years younger than me. Well, that’s a relief. I can go back to mentally-pouring her into an Orion Slave Girl costume and not feel like a complete Roman Polanski.
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